Everything's Coming Up Roses - For Me.

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano