Everything's Coming Up Roses - For Me.

There's Such A Thing As Theater Discipline. One Player Doesn't Appropriate Another's Inventions

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

Now What Kind Of An Attitude Is That, 'these Things Happen?' They Only Happen Because This Whole Country Is Just Full Of People Who, When These Things Happen, They Just Say, 'these Things Happen,' And That's Why They Happen! We Gotta Have Control Of What Happens To Us.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them