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You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Believe In Horoscopes. I Was Born Under The Sign Of The Ram, Which Means I'm Headstrong, Don't Like People Telling Me What To Do.

When I'd Tell People I Like Country Music They'd Get This Look On Their Faces. People Were Kind Of Ashamed Of Country.

I Don't Go To Church Regular. But I Pray For Answers To My Problems.

You Don't See No City When You Look At Me Cause Country's All I Am. I Love Runnin' Barefoot Through The Old Cornfields And I Love That Country Ham. Well You Say I'm Made Just To Fit Your Plans But There's A Barnyard Shovel Pick Your Hands. If Your Eyes Are On Me You're Lookin' At Country.