I Ain't Got Much Education, But I

I'd Love To Travel To The Holy Land.

I Try To Visit People In Hospitals When I Can, Smiling And Joking While I'm There. But When I Leave, I Just Start Crying.

If I Had A Chance To Do Things Over Again, I Might Not Start Singing. It Was My Husband Doolittle's Idea. He Pushed Me Out There, The Booger. And I'm Out There Now, So I Might As Well Make The Best Of It.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.

Really, I Don't Know What I'd Do With Myself If I Retire. Wash Dishes?