I Believe In Education And Wish I

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

I've Always Been Full Of Nervous Energy, But I'm Not Really As Happy As I Seem.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

I Never Knew Any Jews Until I Got Into Show Business. I've Found Them To Be Real Smart And Good Workers.

Really, I Don't Know What I'd Do With Myself If I Retire. Wash Dishes?