I've Seen Things, And That's Almost The

Being On Stage Is The Best Part Of My Career. I Just Say Whatever Comes Into My Head. It's The Only Time I Feel Grown-up And In Control Of Things.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

Who Wants To Be Married To A Grandfather?