Who Remembers When We Used To Rest

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.