While Awaiting Sentencing, I Decided To Give

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.

In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.

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As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.