Which One Of You Is Going To

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Short Putts Are Missed Because It Is Not Physically Possible To Make The Little Ball Travel Over Uncertain Ground For Three Or Four Feet With Any Degree Of Regularity.

My Dear, Did You Ever Stop To Think What A Wonderful Bunker You Would Make?

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.