Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.