Where The Hell Are The Singing Cats?

It's Like Chasing A Beautiful Woman For 80 Years. Finally, She Relents And You Say, 'i'm Terribly Sorry. I'm Tired.'

I Changed My Life Today. What Did You Do?

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning: 'holy Christ, Whaddya Know - I'm Still Around!' It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.