I Just Hope When My Body Goes,

I Had No Natural Gift To Be Anything - Not An Athlete, Not An Actor, Not A Writer, Not A Director, A Painter Of Garden Porches - Not Anything. So I've Worked Really Hard, Because Nothing Ever Came Easily To Me.

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

I Was Terrorized By The Emotional Requirements Of Being An Actor. Acting Is Like Letting Your Pants Down; You're Exposed.

[getting The Truth In The New York Post Has Been As] Difficult As Finding A Good Hamburger In Albania.