You Can't Be As Old As I

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.

There Really Is No Such Thing As A Sick Child; There Are Children Who Happen To Be Sick. Think About It, And You Will Understand The Magic Of The Camps

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

...." I Was Rather Discouraged When I Discovered That Paul And Hotch Had No Marketing Survey, No Business Plan, No Budget, No Organized Strategy For The Introduction Of The Sauce. When Asked About This Lack Of Preparation, The Haphazard Nature Of Their Business, Paul Said, 'me In This Business Is Just Part Of Life's Great Folly. Stay Loose, Men, Keep 'em Off Balance.'"

Acting Is Like Letting Your Pants Down; You're Exposed.