Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.