Advice Maybe Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

The Highest Philosophers, In Explaining The Mystery Of This World, Are Obliged To Call In The Aid Of Another.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.

Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.