Never Teach Your Child To Be Cunning

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't Worth A Curse.