Never Teach Your Child To Be Cunning

Don't Put Off Till Tomorrow What Can Be Enjoyed Today.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

I Have Lived In This World Just Long Enough To Look Carefully The Second Time Into Things That I Am Most Certain Of The First Time.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common Sense.