Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.