Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

In Scattering Seeds Of Kindness, Do It By Hand And Not By Machine.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

One Cannot Rest Except After Steady Practice.