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Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The Rules And Regulations.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.