A Friend Who Is Near And Dear

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.