Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates To Do It's Something For The Public.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.