Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.