Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.