Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

The Election Is Not Very Far Off When A Candidate Can Recognize You Across The Street.