When You're On The Open Sea And

I Try Not To Lie To People - The Only Way To Control The Way You're Perceived Is To Tell The Truth.

Being Politically Correct Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry. Believe Me, The Power And Pleasure And The Emotion Of This Moment Is A Constant Speed Of Light.

In The 1998 Oscars, I Found Myself In The Bathroom In A Stall, Next To Tom Selleck. So I Leaned Over And I Said ‘looks Like We’re A Couple Of Peeing Toms.’ His Angry Silence Is Something I’ll Never Forget.

It Was A Million Tiny Little Things That, When You Added Them All Up, They Meant We Were Supposed To Be Together ... And I Knew It.

If You're Funny, If There's Something That Makes You Laugh, Then Every Day's Going To Be Okay.