If You're Funny, If There's Something That

It's Not A Mid-life Crisis. It's A Mid-life Disaster. A Mid-life Crisis Is When You Wake Up With Everything And You Go "i Have Everything But I'm Still Unhappy."

E-mail Is Far More Convenient Than The Telephone, As Far As I'm Concerned. I Would Throw My Phone Away If I Could Get Away With It.

Shake It Off And Move On.

I Think It's Better To Feel Good Than To Look Good.

If They Could Offer Up A Way To Go To The Moon That Wouldn't Kill You, I'd Sign Up.