When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.

I Read One Psychologist's Theory That Said, "never Strike A Child In Your Anger." When Could I Strike Him? When He Is Kissing Me On My Birthday? When He's Recuperating From Measles? Do I Slap The Bible Out Of His Hand On Sunday?