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It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.
-Erma Bombeck
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It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding
Erma Bombeck
It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.
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