I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.

Laugh Now, Cry Later.

My Mother Phones Daily To Ask, "did You Just Try To Reach Me?" When I Reply No, She Adds, "so, If You're Not Too Busy, Call Me While I'm Still Alive," . . . And Hangs Up.

I Am Not A Glutton - I Am An Explorer Of Food