When You Watch Robin Williams, You Can

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

A Man Goes To The Doctor For A Check, And The Doctor Exams Him And Says I've Got Bad News, You've Got Cancer And Alzheimers. The Man Goes Thank God I Don't Have Cancer.

What Do Japanese Jews Love To Eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.