When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth,

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.

I Have A Roommate, And I Signed A Year Lease. I Screwed Up! That's Like I Wrote A Joke That Didn't Work, But Now I Have To Tell It For A Year.

I Wrote My Friend A Letter Using A Highlighting Pen. But He Could Not Read It, He Thought I Was Trying To Show Him Certain Parts Of A Piece Of Paper.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.