I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas

I Make Myself A Bowl Of Instant Oatmeal, And Then I Don't Do Anything For An Hour. Why Do I Need The Instant Oatmeal? I Could Get The Regular Oatmeal And Feel Productive.

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Wanted To Get A Tape Recorder, But I Got A Parrot Instead. I Think I Did That Joke Backwards.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.