I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.

Imagine If You Were A Drummer, And You Accidentally Picked Up Two Magic Wands Instead Of Sticks. There You Are, Keeping The Beat, The Next Thing You Know, Your Bass Player Turns Into A Can Of Soup.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.