When You Get Over 95, Every Day

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.