When You Get Over 95, Every Day

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.