When You Get Over 95, Every Day

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.