When You Get Over 95, Every Day

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.