When You Carry A Gun, You Mean

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes Their Mind Clicks That This Thing ... Will Win Arguments And Straighten People Out.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.