Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

In Spite Of What Thomas Jefferson Wrote, All Men May Be Created Equal, But Not To All Women.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

How Long Can You Tread Water?

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.