Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

I Was A Physical Education Major With A Child Psychology Minor At Temple, Which Means If You Ask Me A Question About A Child's Behavior, I Will Advise You To Tell The Child To Take A Lap.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.