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[hollywood] Hates America.

What Does He Stand For?

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

We Ought To Be Talking About Our Democracy Being Under Assault Right Now And What We're Going To Do About It And Not What Somebody Said In July About James Comey. That's A Distraction, That's Not What's Going On.

I Used To Think That If There Was Reincarnation, I Wanted To Come Back As The President Or The Pope Or As A 400 Basball Hitter. But Now I Would Like To Come Back As The Bond Market. You Can Intimidate Everybody.