Sometimes A Mind Is Like A Mouth:

Truth Is Relative. Truth Is What You Can Make The Voter Believe Is The Truth. If You're Smart Enough, Truth Is What You Make The Voter Think It Is. That's Why I'm A Democrat. I Can Make The Democratic Voters Think Whatever I Want Them To.

Sometimes The Right Thing Gets Done For The Wrong Reason And Sometimes, Unfortunately, The Wrong Thing Gets Done For The Right Reason.

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

When You Become Famous, Being Famous Becomes Your Profession.

Pennsylvania Is Philadelphia And Pittsburgh With Alabama In Between.