Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could

Men In Power Always Seem To Get Involved In Sex Scandals, But Women Don't Even Have A Word For 'male Bimbo.' Except Maybe 'senator.

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I’ve Thought For The Last Decade Or So, The Only Actual Place Raw Truth Was Seeping Through In Newspapers Was On The Comics Pages. They Were Able To Pull Off Intelligent Social Comment, Pure Truths Not Found Elsewhere In The News Pages, And Had The Ability To Make It All Funny, Entertaining, And Pertinent.