I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes

Real Comedy Can't Be Learned; It Comes From A Need For Justice. The Best Who Stand Up, Stand Up For Something.

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.

My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty.

The Vatican Is Against Surrogate Mothers. Good Thing They Didn't Have That Rule When Jesus Was Born.