I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes

I Run Everywhere And Eavesdrop. It's The Best Way To See A City.

I Am Thankful I Was Born In America, Although If I Gain Any More Weight The Burqa Thing May Start To Seem Like A Good Idea To Me. See? Another Plus About America, You Can Always Find Some Food.

My Ancestors Wandered Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Years Because Even In Biblical Times, Men Would Not Stop To Ask For Directions.

Ever Notice That Soup For One Is Eight Aisles Away From Party Mix?

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.