I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes

I Am Thankful The Most Important Key In History Was Invented. It's Not The Key To Your House, Your Car, Your Boat, Your Safety Deposit Box, Your Bike Lock Or Your Private Community. It's The Key To Order, Sanity, And Peace Of Mind. The Key Is 'delete.'

I Wasn't Funny As A Kid. I Remember Enjoying Comedians, But I Never Understood It Was A Job Choice Or A Profession.

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

We've Seen The Uproars Around The World Concerning Cartoons Depicting The Prophet Mohammad. Anyone Who Does Not Think Comic Strips Are Relevant Never Had A Fatwa Put On Him/her For Drawing A Picture.

The Vatican Is Against Surrogate Mothers. Good Thing They Didn't Have That Rule When Jesus Was Born.