I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

I Think When You Take Off That Jacket And They See That ‘i Love Grandma’ T-shirt, They’re Going To Rip Your Heart Out.

The Vatican Is Against Surrogate Mothers. Good Thing They Didn't Have That Rule When Jesus Was Born.

I've Never Been Married, But I Tell People I'm Divorced So They Won't Think Something Is Wrong With Me.