When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed