When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.