Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.