Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.