When In Doubt, Pig Out!

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.