When In Doubt, Pig Out!

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.