I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.