I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.