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Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

The United States Investigates Everything - Usually After It's Dead.

Funny To Watch These Senators Switching Back And Forth On Prohibition. Politics Is A Great Character Builder. You Have To Take A Referendum To See What Your Convictions Are For That Day.

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