I Never Met A Man I Didn't

I Don't Know How I Got Over The Hill Without Getting To The Top.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

If You Want To Be Successful, Love What You Are Doing.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.