I Never Met A Man I Didn't

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

There's The One Thing No Nation Can Ever Accuse Us Of And That Is Secret Diplomacy. Our Foreign Are An Open Book, Generally A Check Book.

We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up