The United States Investigates Everything - Usually

We Are All Ignorant. We Are Just Ignorant About Different Things.

The Short Memories Of The American Voters Is What Keeps Our Politicians In Office.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

It Sure Did Kick Up Some Excitement In The Senate When One Senator Called The Other Senators 'sons Of Wild Jackasses.' Well, If You Thought It Made The Senators Hot, You Wait Till You See What Happens When The Jackasses Hear How They Have Been Slandered.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.