The United States Investigates Everything - Usually

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

The Self Persists Like A Dying Star, In Sleep, Afraid.

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.