It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come

I Was Sick Of People Making Fun Of My Hair And So I Cut It Off And I've Got Much More Attention Than Ever Before. It Was Like When Mona Lisa Was Stolen From The Louvre In 1906 - Three Times More People Came To See Where It Used To Be.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.