When I Was Going To School In,

The First Time I Went To See A Second City Show, I Was In Awe Of Everything. I Just Wanted To Touch The Same Stage That Gilda Radner Had Walked On. It Was Sacred Ground.

I Went To The University Of Virginia And I Came From, I Grew Up In Suburban Philadelphia.

If You Ever Start To Feel Good About Yourself... .... They Have This Thing Called The Internet.

If You Care About [the Characters] As If They Were Real, That Always Helps.

It's Hard To Get Laughs When You're New.