When I Was Born I Owed Twelve

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.