When I Was Born I Owed Twelve

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!