I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma,

You've Heard Of People Living In A Fool's Paradise? Well, Leonora Has A Duplex There.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.