I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma,

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.