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When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

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