When I Was A Kid, You Ate,

Writing Is Thinking And Thinking Is Hard Work.

Pursue Whatever It Is That You Want To Do With Your Life. It Is The Only Secret To Happiness That I Know Except For Maybe True Love, That And Maybe Having The Amazing Health Insurance Plan That Our Congressmen Have.

I'm Not A Big Birthday Guy; I Never Have Been.

I Had An Iphone And A Droid And Both Of Them Were Miserable Pieces Of Equipment.

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.