I Had An Iphone And A Droid

I Feel The Need To Scream, And Even If The Scream Is Not Answered, I Find My Sanity In The Echo.

You Don't Want Another Enron? Here's Your Law: If A Company, Can't Explain, In One Sentence, What It Does... It's Illegal.

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

Apparently There Is No Profit In The Unique, Or Not Enough To Make It Worthwhile To Preserve. Ultimately It Drains The Life Out Of Us, And Existentialism Starts To Make More And More Sense.

Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And Green, And It's The Only Thing On The Planet That Tastes Like Red And Green.