I Had An Iphone And A Droid

Being A Playwright Is Like The Equivalent Of Doing A Jigsaw Puzzle That Has 1,500 Pieces, And It's A Jigsaw Of A Blue Sky. Not A Cloud In Sight.

There's No Such Thing As Soy Milk. It's Soy Juice.

I'm Not A Big Birthday Guy; I Never Have Been.

This Is The Thing I've Never Understood: If Someone Is Going To Hell For Being Gay Or Being A Jew Or A Muslim Or Having An Abortion, Then What Are You Worried About? You Don't Need To Try And Convert These People Or Try And Save Them. If You Really Believe In Your Religion, These People Are Already Doomed, So Stop Worrying About Them.

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.