Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

I Did Go To School - My Kind Of School. When I Was A Kid I Went Out ... And You Meet People. You Talk To Them. Anybody Says Something That Makes Sense, It Stays With You, Rubs Off On You. That Kind Of School.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.